April 4, 2007
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I Love The Onion!!
WASHINGTON, DC—Though critics have argued that he does not understand the futility of his current situation, President Bush announced today that he has no plans to remove his head from its current position: wedged painfully between two balusters on a White House staircase.
“Setting a timetable for withdrawal of my head would send mixed messages about why I put my head here in the first place,” Bush said at a press conference on the Grand Staircase. “I am going to finish what I set out to accomplish here, no matter how unpopular my decision may be, or how much my head hurts while stuck between these immovable stairway posts.”
Comments (21)
That is my first giggle, today. Thank you!!!!
I read that in The Onion this morning and almost wet myself.
It’s my favorite thing to read! :ROTFL:
LMAO! :hammer:
That does say it all. :rollingeyes:
:ROTFL: long live the Onion!
Hahahahahaha! I love The Onion!
P.S. This is Wayne and my song!
That is MOST excellent.
SNORK!
i think i may just pee my pants. :ROTFL:
sam beam is my absolutely favorite male musician.
Look at that jackass! Too funny…
heehee
:ROTFL: I am gonna pee!
W is an asshole!
Oh this is so lovely~ I can’t wait to pass it along :big-smile:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I looooooove it!
I love their podcast, too. Have you listened?
:ROTFL:
That’s fantastic. haaaaa! I needed that laugh this morning.
The Onion is great. We lived in Wisconsin for a few years and couldn’t get enough of it. (Not that you have to live near Madison to read it … it’s just that you can pick up hardcopies more easily there.)
:ROTFL: What more to say.
ROFLMBO!!!!!:ROTFL:
I’m so glad you printed this clarification. I had heard his head was lodged in a darker, deeper place. Thank goodness for the media clarifying the truth! Blessings abound
The Onion IS fun!
Here’s a link to another photo of Bush with his head in the wrong place.