October 8, 2007
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Caption Contest!!!
(with a real, honest-to-goodness prize!)
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This picture screams for a caption, please help me name it!
The winner will be chosen by Monday night, 6:00 PM EST and will be awarded their choice of felted hair goody, pendant or pin from my scrumptious Etsy store.
ETA Tues : see newest post to vote for your favorites, thanks for all of your submissions!!
Comments (46)
:hmmmmm:
‘Who let the Dogs out’
The war in Iraq comes to Mattel
Recall this
Another victim of the patriarchy
She had it coming; she destroyed my self esteem
How inappropriate can I get here because you know this is a photo a filthy-minded person would have a blast with.
“Plastics make it possible,” she said bitterly.
Shark Attack Barbie. Prosthetics sold separately.
Ken, apparently, is a leg man. And not opposed to sadistic foreplay.
go nuts my dear
:celebrate:
New from Mattel, Leprosy Barbie!
or
She’s having some work done.
or
At least her head shot still looks fabulous!
“What a pretty face.”
“It’s only a flesh wound!” (said in my best-est Monty Python voice.. snicker…
Let me guess, you have a great personality.
This is why friends don’t let friends drive drunk.
We can rebuild her – we can make her stronger, better, faster than before.
After the accident, Ken ran off with Stacy.
Standard Not Obtained
Skipper’s Revenge
This Bites
Nice Boobs
From Mattel’s new Third World Country line – introducing Land Mine Victim Barbie!
Seriously though, Barbie’s a trooper – her legs might be gone, but she’s still got that megawatt smile on her face. Thatta girl! Now go out there and give that camera all you’ve got.
“It’s only a flesh wound! Come back here and fight like a man!”
Now in stores, War Victum Barbie or Amputee Barbie
Comes complete with government social security package.
But doesn’t my hair look spectacular?
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Nothing one of Julie’s goodies wouldn’t cure. (That’s me sucking up. :tongue:)
“It’s not easy being beautiful.”
“Barbie” was one of those over-bubbly girls who always smiled . . . . always. :hammer:
The surgery went HORRIBLY wrong.
hehee…i can only snicker.
“Olly Olly Oxenfree!”
“Luu-cy! Oh, Luuuuuuuu-cy!”
“Anyone? Anyone?”
the plague…not just for biblical times
time to call the exterminator (those damned sewer rats!)
bleh…i cannot compete with the goodness above me!
it’s ok. i still have my texting hand.
I read the first poster’s and I can’t get past that! So perfect.
I had been starving myself for so long trying to fit this perfect image, that I couldn’t resist a little snack.
Barbie…A dog’s best friend.
Ha! All i can say is i went back and looked at the pic again and realized those werent what was left of a printed pair of pants…
my bunnies got some of my dolls when i was a kid and it looked worst. they’re good chewers.
(knock, knock, knock) Ummm, candy gram!
Smiling through the pain…
Who let the dogs out?
The Revenge of Seven Babushka dolls
well, I vote for what eternity awaits us wrote, that was a crack-up.
Here goes…
Transformed, she looked forward to reincarnation.
The Revenge of Seven Babushka dolls
she’d never before felt so used
All dazed and abused
The Vapahs won’t save her now
Princes hate leg rot
We can rebuild her, we have the technology..
No caption from me but I a rolling at what everyone else has listed!! :ROTFL:
There was just something wrong, the nap had been pleasant enough but she just felt a little different since she had gotten up.
“feet of clay”
Revenge of the Dog.
Dog takes revenge on the leading icon doll icon. Lucy, our heroine takes it upon herself to teach Barbie that it’s time to be happy with one’s self no matter how you look, no legs and all.
Good Lucy!!
J
Wellll…. Who’s the lucky winner?
I am laughing so hard at some of the captions! :tongue:
That is the LAST time I order a barbie from ebay
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Luuuuucy you got some ‘splainin’ to doooo!
It’s not like a woman of my proportions could ever walk anyway. As far as I can see, nothing has changed a bit. I’ve still got my pretty and my perky personality. :flirty:
OMG! GermanWrench’s bionic caption! I love it!!!!:ROTFL:
lol – ok, too funny.
“Anything for love”
“Was it good for you?”
“She’s all smiles”
“Beauty is only skin deep”
and
“Karma.”
I got nothin. Blessings abound
Can I vote? Because I’m still laughing at:
“She had it coming; she destroyed my self esteem”