January 2, 2007
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Dear Derek Jeter,
Please excuse the brevity and curt tone of this note; I have something I have been meaning to discuss with you for some time and I can no longer keep my thoughts to myself.
I am not your biggest fan; as a life-long Red Sox lover I am not allowed to even consider any form of camaraderie with a New York Yankee. Additionally, you seem a bit smug and that smirk of yours always ruffles my feathers.
So, would you please stop showing up in my dreams?!!!
This means no more trampolines and fast cars and bar bronco riding, no more prom dresses and whoopie pies and grocery store rendezvous. No more coming up behind me in the library, no more applying makeup to my face, no more giggling at the bus stop, no hanky-panky in national museums, none of it.
It must stop.
Besides, people might talk.
kisses!, fondly,
Julie
Comments (27)
I wonder if it’s too soon to engage a dream attorney for that dream cease and desist order.
I knew there had to be something wrong with you. How could you not like the Yankees?
heh, heh. I’ve missed you, Julie…
*LOL* Doncha wish you could photograph your dreams?
Well, maybe not.
You are so freaking funny
Hahahaha! Well, Derek Jeter should be so lucky, huh?
LOL!
So, he’s cheating on me with you? Man I hate the Yankees!
GUFFAW!
P.S. I have taken to the clip in the bed head style. It’s fabulous. If there were just some way I could coax a little more curl out of my hair.
I wish I remembered my dreams…
LOL…that is hilarious.
At least he’s a real person and not a fictional tv character like in mine. Xanga should have the :bag: icon, lol.
Beats having dreams about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
And please, do not ask me why. My mind is a mystery.
Even your dreams are interesting, lady!
That’s a Yankee for you.
He he he!!!!!
LOL
HA!
Hey, I dyed my hair today, too! Just dark brown. But I do have a pretty clip in the front. A pewter daisy with a rhinestone.
Interesting to say the least!
Snort!! At least he’s interesting, eh?
LOL!
Well, he’s certainly flexible. Unless he’s the other one, the one that is about to be squashed. But where would be the intrigue in that? Hehehe.
I can’t quite get into athletes…now, maybe we can talk about Geoge Clooney!
Too funny!
*Giggles*