December 13, 2006

  • we interrupt your blogging to bring you this news story…

     


      Extra, Extra!


     Woman Wakes To Discover She Has Slept Until 10:45 AM And Finds Her Husband And Children Playing Happily Downstairs And The Earth Remains In It’s Rotation!


    Miss Juliepersons of Farming-ville awoke this morning to a shocking discovery, she had Slept IN!


    “I used to do this when I was younger” she said “but that was back in college, I didn’t know I still had it in me!” . 


     ”She looks 7 years younger, at least!” her husband noted “and she’s as frisky as a kitten”!


    Even her children can see a difference, “Mummy, you smell good”, remarked her 3 yo daughter, Roo.  


      “My Mummy has messy hair but she seems extra happy” said her 7 yo son, Jesse.


    When asked how she felt about the whole event, ms juliepersons said,


    “well, it’s hard to put in into words but I feel so…so, so, ummm, what’s the word I am looking for here…?  


     


    “Rested, that’s it!!! I feel RESTED!!!”



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