Hickory Dickory Nuts
(with a spot of craftiness)
We were thrilled to discover an old hickory tree here on our property this summer; it is especially exciting as they are highly uncommon this far north.
and now, we have hickory nuts


what would you do with ten gallons of nuts?
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Jesse has a new hat

I have finished another felted basket, this one is for my sister


It makes a good hat, too

Pumpkins have such grace

A True Story
Years ago, I was a buyer for a used bookstore and helped people navigate their way through our stacks to find the subject they desired.
Once, a customer came in and said to me,
cus: "excuse me. where do you keep the books on Unix?"
me: "Eunuchs?"
cus: "yes, Unix, I need it for a reference"
me: (silently tittering) "ummm, well...we might keep books on eunuchs in anatomy and physiology"
cus: "come again?!"
me: "I'm not sure where else we would keep them unless maybe in the human sexuality section?"
cus: (looks at me as if I am the most bizarre human he has ever seen in his life and says somewhat fiercely)" DO YOU HAVE A SECTION ON COMPUTERS?!"
me:" yes we do, let me show you..."
cus:"thanks"
yes, you can pin a medal on me right now, for I am the master goober.
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Another True Bookstore Story
(in which Ernest Borgnine gave me a kiss on the cheek for being so helpful and I almost got fired because I had an argument with my boss afterward over whether it really happened or not.)
My boss insisted that Ernest was dead.
But Ernest and I know the truth.
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